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« on: December 07, 2004, 04:05:08 PM »
Is it time for another movie quote thread?

I'll start:

"Why are you wearing that thing on your head?"
"If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2004, 04:09:13 PM »
"Anything like, I'm wearing ladies underwear."  "Im wearing ladies underwear."  "Are you?"  "Yes he is, it's a thong!"  "Am not."
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2004, 04:09:13 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2004, 04:12:42 PM »
That's not from the same movie!  You gotta make a guess before you put your quote.

Naked Gun?
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2004, 04:14:51 PM »
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"Anything like, I'm wearing ladies underwear."  "Im wearing ladies underwear."  "Are you?"  "Yes he is, it's a thong!"  "Am not."


Shrek 2

but I still don't know Winston's.

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2004, 04:20:31 PM »
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That's not from the same movie!  You gotta make a guess before you put your quote.

Naked Gun?


Oopps sorry.  Not aware of the rules.  As for your quote dont have a guess.  Ya stumped me.
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2004, 04:41:26 PM »
We'll see if anyone else gets it.  I'll give you a hint though: it's from the 80's.

I haven't seen Shrek 2 yet, but I hear its damn good!
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2004, 05:10:52 PM »
Would the winner be Spaceballs??  The guy played by John Candy?
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2004, 05:13:35 PM »
the movie title is......Real Genius

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2004, 05:16:41 PM »
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the movie title is......Real Genius


Wow.  If this is true.  I was way off.   :?
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2004, 05:20:46 PM »
Real Genius

lol, haven't seen that in YEARS.
Here's another eighties throw-back...

"Screws just fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."


EDIT: DAMN! I got that about the same time as you Jay and started replying, but couldn't come up with a new quote quick enough! Hehe
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2004, 05:23:16 PM »
:)

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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2004, 06:23:47 PM »
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"Screws just fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."


Real Genius it was.  Andrew, if you haven't seen that movie before, it's awesome!  Val Kilmer was much better at comedy than drama...

As for the quote above.....hmmm....
The Breakfast Club?
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2004, 06:31:57 PM »
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"Screws just fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."


Real Genius it was.  Andrew, if you haven't seen that movie before, it's awesome!  Val Kilmer was much better at comedy than drama...

Oh,  isnt that the one where they build that laser and pop the house full of popcorn?  And the wierd scientist guy wins all that mail in contest stuff?  Great movie.  :)
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2004, 06:34:35 PM »
*bing* :)
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2004, 06:54:02 PM »
:idea:

Ok so it took me a minute.  Sheesh.  Well you can look at the emoticon up top in three ways.  Either its a light bulb signifying my moment of Epiphany or its a cyclops or if enlarged its a fat woman bending over to pick up her pants.  In essence she is mooning you.  :)

Next quote."

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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2004, 06:57:08 PM »
lol, i know this one because i've recently watched it, great chase sequence! :)

I'll let others play tho, hehe.
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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2004, 06:57:44 PM »
Ok, here's another one:

"You can't put Sven next to Sven's dad.  They'll argue the whole time!"

And another one since this is a tough one:

HELGA - Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK - Me? Of course! I've been looting  and pillaging up and down the coast.
HELGA - (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK - (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA - What about the raping?
ERIK - Shut up.
HELGA - It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK - Sh!
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2004, 06:57:46 PM »
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"Im only borrowing your humvee!!


The Rock?

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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2004, 06:59:33 PM »
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Ok, here's another one:

"You can't put Sven next to Sven's dad.  They'll argue the whole time!"

And another one since this is a tough one:

HELGA - Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK - Me? Of course! I've been looting  and pillaging up and down the coast.
HELGA - (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK - (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA - What about the raping?
ERIK - Shut up.
HELGA - It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK - Sh!


I have no idea, but it sounds like something from a Monty Python flik.
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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2004, 07:06:30 PM »
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Ok, here's another one:

"You can't put Sven next to Sven's dad.  They'll argue the whole time!"

And another one since this is a tough one:

HELGA - Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK - Me? Of course! I've been looting  and pillaging up and down the coast.
HELGA - (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK - (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA - What about the raping?
ERIK - Shut up.
HELGA - It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK - Sh!


Erik the Viking, one of the best movies ever.

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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2004, 07:52:02 PM »
Damn, maybe I am not being hard enough, of course, Jon, you and I watch a lot of movies!

Jon, you gotta post some quites too ya know!  You can't just do all of the guessing.
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2004, 07:54:37 PM »
Jon who?

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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2004, 08:00:51 PM »
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Jon who?


Doh!  I keep seeing your avatar which looks like Jon's mini avatar.  Sorry Jay.  I have ALMOST done that about 20 times today, so it was only a matter of time.
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2004, 08:06:39 PM »
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Jon who?


Doh!  I keep seeing your avatar which looks like Jon's mini avatar.  Sorry Jay.  I have ALMOST done that about 20 times today, so it was only a matter of time.


HAHA,,, Winston, you are an old man, our avitars look nothing alike, hehe.

but since you want a quote, here is a simple one
Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!

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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2004, 08:46:43 PM »
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Jon who?


Doh!  I keep seeing your avatar which looks like Jon's mini avatar.  Sorry Jay.  I have ALMOST done that about 20 times today, so it was only a matter of time.


HAHA,,, Winston, you are an old man, our avitars look nothing alike, hehe.

but since you want a quote, here is a simple one
Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!


Get out!  a blue vehicle going to the left with a white roof...at first glance they are pretty similar, kid!

As for the movie, let me slide some Jive on you:

Sheet, mofo buddy laid me to the bone, jacked me up, tight me.

Honky must be messin my old lady, got to be runnin cold upside down his head.
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2004, 09:13:01 PM »
LOL
"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl..."

I've nearly done the same thing, Winston. Every time someone changes their avatar it takes some getting used to. Least mine are all black and white :)

"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus."

I don't care if that's an easy one, I LOVE that movie.
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2004, 09:44:47 PM »
F: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
B: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
F: 1974.
B: Meg Ryan.

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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2004, 04:03:11 AM »
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F: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
B: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
F: 1974.
B: Meg Ryan.


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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2004, 04:04:51 AM »
Okay I'll "throw" one out there:

Guy1: "Are you wearing mascara?"

Guy2: "No"

(pause)

Guy2: "Yes"

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« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2004, 04:06:50 AM »
"Here's a good example, one brother speaks no english at all, the other speaks Howard Cosel."