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Okay I'll "throw" one out there:Guy1: "Are you wearing mascara?"Guy2: "No"(pause)Guy2: "Yes"
"I want my two dollars!"
"Yo Fats, lemme tell you my story man, I was crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch..."
"No regrets that's my motto, well that and everyone wang chung."
"Here's a good example, one brother speaks no english at all, the other speaks Howard Cosel."
Quote from: "gietl"Okay I'll "throw" one out there:Guy1: "Are you wearing mascara?"Guy2: "No"(pause)Guy2: "Yes"Rock Star...."I'm in a Band" in front of the copier
"...next time you go out, could you try to be a little more subtle...you have a wasted girl on one arm and bag of fertalizer in the other!"
"My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Had the wines, the womens, the songs, the whole bit. And then, inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and went off to live in the forest as a hermit. In the nude."
Quote from: "03Indigo""My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Had the wines, the womens, the songs, the whole bit. And then, inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and went off to live in the forest as a hermit. In the nude."Is that the Saint? With Val Kilmer?
Mm...I don'tremember that...must be losing my edge. "You could get killed for saying something like that."
I've got a case of the Thursdays! I've been sitting at my desk now for the last 6 hours with one potty break and a trip to get a new assignment. "I, can't, take it anymore!""Whoosaaahh" *massaging earlobes*