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gragravar

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year in review question number 1 - meant as innocent
« on: December 16, 2004, 03:04:43 AM »
So we have all made mis-statements (at least I hope it is not just me) where we said something that sounded dirty but was intended to be completely innocent.

Fess up what were your slips for 2004?

2 of mine come to mind.   :oops:

1) "gee, that is a really big box for a thong"  said walking past victoria's seceret looking at their window display where they had huge cardboard boxes with thongs in them.   :oops:  :roll:  :oops:

2) "will you put your finger on my coffee hole?"  said asking my wife to cover the hole in the starbucks lid to prevent coffee from spilling in the car just before we crossed some railroad tracks.   :oops:

alright, what were yours? :?:
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year in review question number 1 - meant as innocent
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2004, 06:03:37 AM »
off hand, can't think of one, but I have one I heard at work.

This guy Mike, another nurse I work with, was eating some Cashews...and Carla, a brazilian unit clerk there said to Mike...."can I eat your nuts?"  I blew diet pepsi through my nose with that one.

if i can remember something funny I said, I will let you know.

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year in review question number 1 - meant as innocent
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2004, 06:03:37 AM »

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year in review question number 1 - meant as innocent
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2004, 12:43:37 PM »
Quote from: "03Indigo"
off hand, can't think of one, but I have one I heard at work.

This guy Mike, another nurse I work with, was eating some Cashews...and Carla, a brazilian unit clerk there said to Mike...."can I eat your nuts?"  I blew diet pepsi through my nose with that one.

if i can remember something funny I said, I will let you know.


WOW!!  I literally laughed out loud.  That was great.  :)

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