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A Star Wars Christmas Tale
« on: December 22, 2004, 07:28:52 PM »
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are battling with their light sabers deep in the bowels of the Death Star. Parry, slice, attack, defend... and durring a brief pause in the battle Darth Vader said, "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas!"

On they battled, back and forth until they reached the edge of a great metalic chasm and again Darth Vader said, "LUKE, I know what you are getting for Christmas!"

As they approached the edge Luke finally replies, "All right, Darth Vader. HOW do you know what I'm getting for Christmas?"

"Luke, I have felt your presents!"
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A Star Wars Christmas Tale
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2004, 12:59:59 PM »
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A Star Wars Christmas Tale
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A Star Wars Christmas Tale
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2004, 07:41:21 PM »
"Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out!"