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UN-Fortunate Cookie
« on: February 23, 2006, 03:56:23 PM »
So I was enjoying a lunch brake (a rare thing for me) on Tuesday.  Mark was out testing a car and I was here alone, enjoying my meal.  I had just finished some Sesame Chicken and cracked into my fortune cookie....it read:

"You are sourounded by true friends"

Talk about a let down!  Here I am, all alone, and that is my lot in life - all alone yet sourounded by my true friends.  Now had I been in the restraunt eating, with a group of people, I would have been very happy.  But NO!

I think they need to have two sets of fortune cookies.  One for dine-in and one for take out.  I mean, if I was just a little more unstable in the head, that fortune might have just pushed me over the edge.

That being said I will be visiting the Therapist later today, and writing a letter to the Happy Cookie Company in Santa Monica, CA to express my thoughts.

On another note, my favorite fortune cookie is the one that reads:

"That was not Chicken"
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Re: UN-Fortunate Cookie
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 04:03:49 PM »
You're not thinking on a cosmic scale...space proximity is just a relative perspective.  The stream of consciousness that surrounds all of us at any give time of the day is the result of all the positive chi directed towards us through the vastness of time and space.  While not present in the coporial sense, friends truly surround you all the time, truly.

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Or some BS like that  :lol:
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Re: UN-Fortunate Cookie
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2006, 04:19:00 PM »
I meditate on your belly button.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2006, 06:40:41 PM »
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Re: UN-Fortunate Cookie
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2006, 06:59:37 PM »
well it can't be that bad. You are online talking to your freinds while we all work.  Isn't that close enough given it is a thursday and most of us have to work all day? It is just a bigger surounding.

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Re: UN-Fortunate Cookie
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2006, 07:19:50 PM »
bummer man.  sorry, but that is just funny.   :D

like others have pointed out, surrounded by friends can just be construed in a wider context.
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Re: UN-Fortunate Cookie
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2006, 08:38:15 PM »
Thanks for the support.  I have stepped back from the ledge and have decided I do have things to live for. :lol:

That being said, I no longer will partake in Fortune Cookies!
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Re: UN-Fortunate Cookie
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2006, 11:34:25 PM »
That is pretty funny Randy.
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