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caption time
« on: June 01, 2006, 06:30:05 PM »
caption for this?

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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 06:32:17 PM »
Ughhh, you need a breathmint...

Give me back my meatball!
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 06:32:17 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 06:37:25 PM »
Unbeknownst to many scientists, wolves actually feed their young much like birds do...

Kiss me, you buck-toothed hunk, my throat itches.

What's the matter, wolf got your tongue?

You're right, I can see all the way to your a*&hole!!

See, this is why we kiss with OUR MOUTHS CLOSED!!!
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2006, 06:41:22 PM »
"You have rabbit in your teath"




"Mines bigger"






"Still can't see it, open a little further"





"I have been trying to itch that spot between my eyes for weeks.....why won't people pet me like a real dog?"






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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2006, 06:46:40 PM »
Okay, one more:

Hold on a minute; I thought we were supposed to sniff butts!?!
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2006, 06:56:34 PM »
In the animal world, this is what is referred to "deep throat".
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2006, 07:14:53 PM »
No, no, no, oh ok.
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Re: caption time
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2006, 07:24:00 PM »
The Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2006, 07:25:02 PM »
Funny thing is my dogs do that all the time.

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2006, 07:26:04 PM »
"I think we have this oral sex thing wrong"
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2006, 07:39:01 PM »
Wolf 1:"BUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPP!"  

Wolf 2: "Dude....that was a good one.....now it's my turn!"



OR


"Hey....you're right wolves do have more teeth than dogs" :wink: (Anyone want to count Foster's teeth :wink: )

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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2006, 08:06:51 PM »
"Um, seriously, when I said I couldn't smell anything I didn't really want your help."

"Wow, cool! So the stainless steel throat implant went well? Those little bunnies ought to fly down that sucker now!"
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2006, 08:07:48 PM »
And for my next trick, a crocodile!
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2006, 12:09:40 PM »
Oooo, I think those wisdom teeth have got to come out.  Ummkkkk?
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2006, 08:38:42 PM »
This is way better than Cocaine
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2006, 03:53:25 AM »
Is that meat I smell on your breath, Edgar I thought you gave that up.
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