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03Indigo

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You know how you know you're gay?
« on: June 21, 2006, 11:42:11 AM »
when you drop off your MINI Cooper for some warranty work and the loaner MINI they give you is a Orange convertable with CVT Automatic.

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Despite the gay factor, I would still drive this car over a Chevy, Dodge, Ford or Toyota Camry.

At least the CVT has a sport mode for better acceleration.

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Re: You know how you know you're gay?
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2006, 11:55:02 AM »
If you owned the orange convertible... then you would be gay... loaners are exclusions, unless you picked it out.
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Re: You know how you know you're gay?
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Re: You know how you know you're gay?
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2006, 11:56:26 AM »
They probably gave you that car because they knew you would be embarrassed to be seen in it, so they knew you wouldn't go cruising around putting tons of miles on their loaner...
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Re: You know how you know you're gay?
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2006, 12:03:43 PM »
haha, you are probably right.  I was really hoping for the M3 convert sitting right next to it when he said there were giving me an convert.

But I would be out all day driving that around if I had the M3.  That would be a fun day of getting nothing done.

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Re: You know how you know you're gay?
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2006, 01:36:52 PM »
it's better than getting a GM/Ford/Chrysler rental.

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Re: You know how you know you're gay?
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2006, 11:58:05 AM »
Or decorate the house?  :D   At LEAST you got a Mini.  When I had the 40,000mi work done on the GTI, I got a Ford Focus.  God awful car with no comfort or zip.  8O
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