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My work is so boring I could spit.
« on: November 13, 2006, 07:02:06 PM »
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Re: My work is so boring I could spit.
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 07:12:58 PM »
dude, come to my work.....we are getting our asses kicked.  not a dull moment there, that is for sure. :x  :cry:

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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 07:16:24 PM »
:mrgreen:

Too bad I ain't got no life savin' skillz yo. I could be running machines, knives and potty pans and having sex in broom closets!!
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2006, 07:22:32 PM »
One sure fire solution to work place boredom. set something on fire and make sure no one knows it was you. Should have the place hopping like an ant hill for a few hours :)
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Re: My work is so boring I could spit.
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2006, 07:30:07 PM »
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One sure fire solution to work place boredom. set something on fire and make sure no one knows it was you. Should have the place hopping like an ant hill for a few hours :)


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while the bosses are:  :evil:  :x and :rant:
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Re: My work is so boring I could spit.
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 07:37:28 PM »
FLAMER!
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2006, 08:30:59 PM »
I could set the building on fire
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2006, 09:40:55 PM »
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:mrgreen:

Too bad I ain't got no life savin' skillz yo. I could be running machines, knives and potty pans and having sex in broom closets!!


:woohoo:  :mrgreen:

that sounds like a lot of fun.

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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2006, 09:42:27 PM »
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I could set the building on fire


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Re: My work is so boring I could spit.
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2006, 09:46:52 PM »
if you guys like office space so much, have you seen this version?

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2006, 02:20:22 AM »
My boss is looking for another personal assistant.
The last one left after only working for two weeks.  I can't remember how many he's gone through since I started working here -- the longest lasting assistant worked for almost a year.
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2006, 02:56:08 AM »
whats the pay like, lmmfao.  must be some bs if your boss is going through people like that.
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2006, 12:19:10 PM »
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whats the pay like, lmmfao.  must be some bs if your boss is going through people like that.


Werd to that. Personal Assistant = Another Person's Bitch. Seriously, I hate this place. And now that it's the hills are open I want a job where I can work only four days and go riding an extra day on the weekend  :twisted:

EDIT: Of course, I come in today only to find out that since I have this new 7-3:30 schedule, everyone's pissed off at me and they got SLAMMED after I left. Of course it happens AFTER I leave- it always happens AFTER I'm gone. Which, to me, says alot about the others. Am I ever slammed? No. 'cause I'm competent enough to keep up with my work load.

 :P  This job sucks.  :P
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2006, 02:14:51 PM »
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My boss is looking for another personal assistant.
The last one left after only working for two weeks.  I can't remember how many he's gone through since I started working here -- the longest lasting assistant worked for almost a year.


maybe I should look into that.  I can put up with a lot of crap.  Of course, the downside for your boss is that I'd be a freekishly expensive personal assistant.  :twisted:
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2006, 11:23:42 PM »
For those who PM'ed me about the personal assistant position, I would never refer even to my worst enemies to that job.

The big boss is a nightmare to work with (bad temper, vague direction, bipolar, ignorant, etc.) and his wife is even louder and more brash to deal with.  When I first started working here I had to work with him directly and I was not prepared nor warned about what I had to deal with -- the situation made me resort to going home and drinking (and the occasional smokie-smokie) during my lunch break for the first few months of my job.

The last assistant packed her stuff one night and e-mailed a resignation letter and never returned.  She was apparently called a "fucking idiot" a couple days prior and my boss continued to apologize about her stupidness to his clients on the phone, which she had overheard.

A new assistant just started today and we are planning on having an office pool to see how long she will last.
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2006, 12:27:39 AM »
well she was kinda stupid.  I would have gotten all that on tape and then taken them to court for a hostile work environment.  now that would have been fun :lol:
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Re: My work is so boring I could spit.
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2006, 12:31:21 AM »
Put me down for $25 for three weeks. :lol:

Dude, sounds like me now. I smoke at least one cigar a night and pour a drink first thing when I get home...seriously, I need better coping skills 8O

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