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gragravar

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ahhh to be 6 again
« on: September 13, 2007, 02:24:09 PM »
> To Be 6 Again...
>
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
> herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd
> like to have for her Birthday.
>
> "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
> Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put
> her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
> Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
> and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and
> collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
> lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
> dress size, you dumb ass!"
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
> wrong.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.  ~Albert Einstein

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Re: ahhh to be 6 again
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 02:57:36 PM »
ROTFLMAO!!!!


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Re: ahhh to be 6 again
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 04:29:31 PM »
ahahaha!! so true  ;)   ;D

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Re: ahhh to be 6 again
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 10:17:38 AM »
Both Carla and I laughed at this.
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it!