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Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 11:05:08 AM
Is it time for another movie quote thread?

I'll start:

"Why are you wearing that thing on your head?"
"If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 07, 2004, 11:09:13 AM
"Anything like, I'm wearing ladies underwear."  "Im wearing ladies underwear."  "Are you?"  "Yes he is, it's a thong!"  "Am not."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 11:12:42 AM
That's not from the same movie!  You gotta make a guess before you put your quote.

Naked Gun?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: shummer on December 07, 2004, 11:14:51 AM
Quote from: "coveredbytheblood"
"Anything like, I'm wearing ladies underwear."  "Im wearing ladies underwear."  "Are you?"  "Yes he is, it's a thong!"  "Am not."


Shrek 2

but I still don't know Winston's.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 07, 2004, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: "ColoradoB5"
That's not from the same movie!  You gotta make a guess before you put your quote.

Naked Gun?


Oopps sorry.  Not aware of the rules.  As for your quote dont have a guess.  Ya stumped me.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 11:41:26 AM
We'll see if anyone else gets it.  I'll give you a hint though: it's from the 80's.

I haven't seen Shrek 2 yet, but I hear its damn good!
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 07, 2004, 12:10:52 PM
Would the winner be Spaceballs??  The guy played by John Candy?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 12:13:35 PM
the movie title is......Real Genius
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 07, 2004, 12:16:41 PM
Quote from: "gietl"
the movie title is......Real Genius


Wow.  If this is true.  I was way off.   :?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 34k on December 07, 2004, 12:20:46 PM
Real Genius

lol, haven't seen that in YEARS.
Here's another eighties throw-back...

"Screws just fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."


EDIT: DAMN! I got that about the same time as you Jay and started replying, but couldn't come up with a new quote quick enough! Hehe
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 12:23:16 PM
:)
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 01:23:47 PM
Quote from: "34k"
"Screws just fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."


Real Genius it was.  Andrew, if you haven't seen that movie before, it's awesome!  Val Kilmer was much better at comedy than drama...

As for the quote above.....hmmm....
The Breakfast Club?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 07, 2004, 01:31:57 PM
Quote from: "ColoradoB5"
Quote from: "34k"
"Screws just fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place."


Real Genius it was.  Andrew, if you haven't seen that movie before, it's awesome!  Val Kilmer was much better at comedy than drama...

Oh,  isnt that the one where they build that laser and pop the house full of popcorn?  And the wierd scientist guy wins all that mail in contest stuff?  Great movie.  :)
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 34k on December 07, 2004, 01:34:35 PM
*bing* :)
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 07, 2004, 01:54:02 PM
:idea:

Ok so it took me a minute.  Sheesh.  Well you can look at the emoticon up top in three ways.  Either its a light bulb signifying my moment of Epiphany or its a cyclops or if enlarged its a fat woman bending over to pick up her pants.  In essence she is mooning you.  :)

Next quote."

"Im only borrowing your humvee!!
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 34k on December 07, 2004, 01:57:08 PM
lol, i know this one because i've recently watched it, great chase sequence! :)

I'll let others play tho, hehe.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 01:57:44 PM
Ok, here's another one:

"You can't put Sven next to Sven's dad.  They'll argue the whole time!"

And another one since this is a tough one:

HELGA - Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK - Me? Of course! I've been looting  and pillaging up and down the coast.
HELGA - (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK - (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA - What about the raping?
ERIK - Shut up.
HELGA - It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK - Sh!
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: shummer on December 07, 2004, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: "coveredbytheblood"

"Im only borrowing your humvee!!


The Rock?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: SweetVW on December 07, 2004, 01:59:33 PM
Quote from: "ColoradoB5"
Ok, here's another one:

"You can't put Sven next to Sven's dad.  They'll argue the whole time!"

And another one since this is a tough one:

HELGA - Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK - Me? Of course! I've been looting  and pillaging up and down the coast.
HELGA - (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK - (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA - What about the raping?
ERIK - Shut up.
HELGA - It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK - Sh!


I have no idea, but it sounds like something from a Monty Python flik.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 02:06:30 PM
Quote from: "ColoradoB5"
Ok, here's another one:

"You can't put Sven next to Sven's dad.  They'll argue the whole time!"

And another one since this is a tough one:

HELGA - Have you done this sort of thing before?
ERIK - Me? Of course! I've been looting  and pillaging up and down the coast.
HELGA - (looking sceptical) Looting and pillaging, eh?
ERIK - (on the defensive) Yes.
HELGA - What about the raping?
ERIK - Shut up.
HELGA - It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
ERIK - Sh!


Erik the Viking, one of the best movies ever.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 02:52:02 PM
Damn, maybe I am not being hard enough, of course, Jon, you and I watch a lot of movies!

Jon, you gotta post some quites too ya know!  You can't just do all of the guessing.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 02:54:37 PM
Jon who?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 03:00:51 PM
Quote from: "gietl"
Jon who?


Doh!  I keep seeing your avatar which looks like Jon's mini avatar.  Sorry Jay.  I have ALMOST done that about 20 times today, so it was only a matter of time.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 07, 2004, 03:06:39 PM
Quote from: "ColoradoB5"
Quote from: "gietl"
Jon who?


Doh!  I keep seeing your avatar which looks like Jon's mini avatar.  Sorry Jay.  I have ALMOST done that about 20 times today, so it was only a matter of time.


HAHA,,, Winston, you are an old man, our avitars look nothing alike, hehe.

but since you want a quote, here is a simple one
Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 07, 2004, 03:46:43 PM
Quote from: "03Indigo"
Quote from: "ColoradoB5"
Quote from: "gietl"
Jon who?


Doh!  I keep seeing your avatar which looks like Jon's mini avatar.  Sorry Jay.  I have ALMOST done that about 20 times today, so it was only a matter of time.


HAHA,,, Winston, you are an old man, our avitars look nothing alike, hehe.

but since you want a quote, here is a simple one
Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!


Get out!  a blue vehicle going to the left with a white roof...at first glance they are pretty similar, kid!

As for the movie, let me slide some Jive on you:

Sheet, mofo buddy laid me to the bone, jacked me up, tight me.

Honky must be messin my old lady, got to be runnin cold upside down his head.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 34k on December 07, 2004, 04:13:01 PM
LOL
"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl..."

I've nearly done the same thing, Winston. Every time someone changes their avatar it takes some getting used to. Least mine are all black and white :)

"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus."

I don't care if that's an easy one, I LOVE that movie.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 07, 2004, 04:44:47 PM
F: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
B: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
F: 1974.
B: Meg Ryan.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 11:03:11 PM
Quote from: "03Indigo"
F: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
B: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
F: 1974.
B: Meg Ryan.


Billy Madison
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 11:04:51 PM
Okay I'll "throw" one out there:

Guy1: "Are you wearing mascara?"

Guy2: "No"

(pause)

Guy2: "Yes"
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 11:06:50 PM
"Here's a good example, one brother speaks no english at all, the other speaks Howard Cosel."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 11:07:44 PM
"Yo Fats, lemme tell you my story man, I was crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch..."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 07, 2004, 11:10:05 PM
"No regrets that's my motto, well that and everyone wang chung."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 08, 2004, 05:37:02 AM
"I want my two dollars!"
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 08, 2004, 07:21:35 AM
MOVIE QUOTE OVERLOAD!!!!!

"Ok.. now this is going to be a little wierd."  "Two dragons."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 08, 2004, 07:23:37 AM
Quote from: "gietl"
Okay I'll "throw" one out there:

Guy1: "Are you wearing mascara?"

Guy2: "No"

(pause)

Guy2: "Yes"



Rock Star...."I'm in a Band"   in front of the copier
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 08, 2004, 07:24:06 AM
Quote from: "jayryan"
"I want my two dollars!"


Better off Dead
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 08, 2004, 07:24:59 AM
Quote from: "gietl"
"Yo Fats, lemme tell you my story man, I was crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch..."


Weird Science
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 08, 2004, 07:25:43 AM
Quote from: "gietl"
"No regrets that's my motto, well that and everyone wang chung."


ah crap, I know that one...
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 08, 2004, 07:27:14 AM
Quote from: "gietl"
"Here's a good example, one brother speaks no english at all, the other speaks Howard Cosel."


also Better off Dead....during the pre-car race.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 92UrS4 on December 08, 2004, 07:46:39 AM
Quote from: "03Indigo"
Quote from: "gietl"
Okay I'll "throw" one out there:

Guy1: "Are you wearing mascara?"

Guy2: "No"

(pause)

Guy2: "Yes"



Rock Star...."I'm in a Band"   in front of the copier


Close, the answer I was looking for is "Kicking and Screaming" staring a load of indie film actors.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 08, 2004, 08:26:08 AM
"You smell like Phys. Ed!"
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 09, 2004, 08:15:51 AM
"...next time you go out, could you try to be a little more subtle...you have a wasted girl on one arm and bag of fertalizer in the other!"
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 34k on December 09, 2004, 09:20:59 AM
Quote from: "jayryan"
"...next time you go out, could you try to be a little more subtle...you have a wasted girl on one arm and bag of fertalizer in the other!"


Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels  
nice choice!
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 09, 2004, 10:35:27 AM
"My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Had the wines, the womens, the songs, the whole bit. And then, inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and went off to live in the forest as a hermit. In the nude."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 09, 2004, 10:42:55 AM
Quote from: "03Indigo"
"My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Had the wines, the womens, the songs, the whole bit. And then, inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and went off to live in the forest as a hermit. In the nude."


Is that the Saint?  With Val Kilmer?
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: aowhaus on December 09, 2004, 10:44:10 AM
This was from NBC's cheesiest movie lines ever:

"No one puts a chick in a corner."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 09, 2004, 10:44:20 AM
Not in the least "The Saint" was Simon Templar.
Played orginally by Roger Moore.


EDIT: Idiot post of the day :P
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: 03Indigo on December 09, 2004, 10:46:14 AM
Quote from: "coveredbytheblood"
Quote from: "03Indigo"
"My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a saint who was a very wealthy man. Had the wines, the womens, the songs, the whole bit. And then, inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and went off to live in the forest as a hermit. In the nude."


Is that the Saint?  With Val Kilmer?


Yup, you got it...just the funniest of his explanations for his alias.
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 09, 2004, 10:48:40 AM
Mm...I don'tremember that...must be losing my edge.

"You could get killed for saying something like that."
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: coveredbytheblood on December 09, 2004, 11:16:25 AM
Quote from: "jayryan"
Mm...I don'tremember that...must be losing my edge.

"You could get killed for saying something like that."


OFFICE SPACE!!  Someones got a case of the mondays.  :)
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 09, 2004, 11:24:04 AM
I've got a case of the Thursdays! I've been sitting at my desk now for the last 6 hours with one potty break and a trip to get a new assignment.

"I, can't, take it anymore!"

"Whoosaaahh" *massaging earlobes*
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: ColoradoB5 on December 09, 2004, 12:11:38 PM
Quote from: "jayryan"
I've got a case of the Thursdays! I've been sitting at my desk now for the last 6 hours with one potty break and a trip to get a new assignment.

"I, can't, take it anymore!"

"Whoosaaahh" *massaging earlobes*


JR, I've been noticing you are only exhibiting the bare minimum of flair...
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: jayryan on December 09, 2004, 12:31:00 PM
Yes. Yes I have. *finger* :lol:
Title: Movie quote thread
Post by: Freeride on December 09, 2004, 04:53:23 PM
"Looking good Billy Ray!!!"

"Feeling good Lewis!!!"